NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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