is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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