my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
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We don't watch enough power rangers
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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