No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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