Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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