White coat. Heels.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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