Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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