I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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