So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
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I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
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This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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