you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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