Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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