Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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