where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Randomize