I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Im part way to drunk.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
