im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
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Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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