I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Do vagina's smell?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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