I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
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I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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