this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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