There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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