You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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