Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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