so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
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Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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