Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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