ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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