Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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