btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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