I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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