But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
not ubering you a puppy
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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