i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
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i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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