brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
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And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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