They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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