Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
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Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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