found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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