you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
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Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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