I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
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