TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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