Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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