In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
