DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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