Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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