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Wipe that smile off your face.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
His hands were made for my vagina.
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He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
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The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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