So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
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yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
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Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
A+ Viking dick
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