I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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