Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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