Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
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I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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