how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
So many bounce houses so little time
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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