for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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