Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
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today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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