Banned from zoo.
Again?
I wish you could order shots online.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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