Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
well you can't waste a boner
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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