im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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