I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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