Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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