I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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