The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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