The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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