Jerry, you need to find god
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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