Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Randomize
