shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
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Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
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It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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