Need sex. Gaining weight.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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